Some of you might awhat in the world is a troll??? Well a troll is a person who deliberately trashes a forum so that no one wants to take part in said forum any longer. Here we will go over some of the basic concepts of trolling.
Picking Targets
Trolling can be loads of fun but before you troll you must know who your targets are. In order to pick your target you must first ask yourself who you hate the most, be it :Blacks, Whites, Mexicans, Jews, Furries (people that dress like animals aka:Fur fags), anime, ect. If you cant choose one then pick a random minority and attack their biggest most obvious weaknesses.
Trolling 101O.K. so you have a target now what? Well now you start trolling of course but some might ask how do I do that? well the only one that can tell you how to troll is you. Just think to yourself "what will piss this specific minority off?" and when you've decided (racial slurs and stereotypes is always a good and effective option) then have at it my friend.
Trolling Techniques
- Aways if possible work in pairs, arguing two separate controversial on topic points and then slowly work away from the topic as to not draw attention to yourself and partner. That means you DON'T start trolling a forum about Yu-gi-oh by arguing whether you hate "niggers" or "beaners" more.
- Choose an insane idea and STICK WITH IT. Ignore all other arguments and any other form of logic or common sense.
- Kidnapping Jew soldiers. Classic Hezbollah troll for inciting Holy War and for Ninja Evangelist Christians trying to jump-start The Rapture.
- Use many sock puppets to try to convince
It is possible for one to troll by pretending to get trolled. Furthermore, it is possible for another to troll by pretending to be trolled by the one pretending to be trolled. The vicious chain continues on to the point where all are trolled simply by trying to follow and understand it.
- everyone that someone at random is a troll.
- Fifty Hitler Posts (a link to an image of Hitler repeated fifty times over and then posted)
- Posting offensive links or images and claiming they are work safe
- Using the word abortion in a sentence
- Making a conservative post in liberal comm or vice versa
- Suing someone in internet court
- Mail lists
- Sprinkle "citation needed" tags into user comments on Wikipedia talk pages.
- Google Drop your name all over the Internets.
- Posting an offensive image as the userpage for a new user via administrative means on AE and then locking the page so it cannot be edited.
- Even making the suggestion that racist stereotypes are, in fact with merit.
- Guides on trolling is also another good way to troll.
- Make an intoductory post on a forum that starts out "Hi my name is _____ and im a scientologist from..." just sit back and watch the moral fags educate you and everyone else about Scientology while others try to stick up for you.
THE FOUR CARDINAL RULES OF TROLLING
- Always use proper grammar and spelling. Failure to do so will result in the obvious retort, "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER: DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
- Successful Troll is Successful! but at the same time Obvious Troll is Fail.
- When your the one being trolled its important to note DO NOT FEED THE TROLL.
- Last but not least ALWAYS remember, "we do it for the Lulz" Don't believe in what you say or you'll go from troll to douchebag.
